Project Money Pit Week 5: Comings and goings

Posted July 11, 2009 by alexcthomas
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It has been a week of coming and going this week at Project Money Pit, as the pond and scaffolding finally left us and a few new additions to the project made an appearance!

First the departures… the scaffolding came down on Thursday and the house now looks like a proper house again! RTC and Fred have done an amazing job and after last weeks little paint-a-thon, the place looks better than ever. With the scaffolding disappearing at long last though, this also meant the last appearance from RTC (to collect his cash) however not before he took away the gigantic breeding pond from the back of the garden. In order to get it out, they had to remove the back fence and then Mr P, RTC, Fred and myself could slowly lever it out and into Ross’ van. Alas the measurement were not quite right and we ended up having to fetch a trailer and all sorts of other tom-foolery before we got rid of it once and for all!

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Once that had gone, it was time to concentrate on our new arrivals. Now, maybe I’ve been watching too many episodes of Kirsty’s Home Made Home, but I was determined that if we bought a fireplace that it should have a story behind it, and today I finally got my wish! Bright and early Feiday morning Miss P paid a visit to the centre of the mighty Bridge of Trow and while perusing a second hand shop called The White Elephant, she spotted 3 rather fantastic fireplaces. So she returned home, waited for Mr P to arrive and we embarked into town. After a bit of umming and ahhin, we decide to try a bit of haggling and low and behold the lady in the shop let us have them for a bargain! This means we can now have a lovely fireplace with tiles in the living room, but also some lovely ones upstairs in the bedroom. And all this without having to fork out £400 like the ones we saw in Cardiff last week!!

Inevitably, with demolition work to be done, Mr P was soon taking apart the wall of the living room -  well it had to be done before we could decorate after all  – and I thought you should see our new fireplace in all it’s glory!

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*UPDATE: After saying that everything must have a story, well we managed to develop the tale of the fireplace a little further this weekend by buying a surround from an auction in Devon. We really are living the middle-class, house renovation dream now!!

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Project Money Pit Week 4: Easy wins with Operation Bash-Off!

Posted July 5, 2009 by alexcthomas
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We’ve been living in the house for just over a week and now and everything is beginning to settle down nicely. Even Tim has settled in to his new home, albeit there was nearly an escape attempt on Sunday, but this was more than certainly aided by somone who shall remain nameless leaving the back door open and letting him out – whoops!

Before the big move, we had all these grand plans of doing lots of work once we were actually in residence, alas this had not totally come to fruition as work, house work and life in general has stopped us progressing at lightening speed. I say this, however Miss P has been hard at work the last few days painting the kitchen while Mr P has been building units and getting everything lined up. We also had the oven fitted  on Friday and so the kitchen can actually be used as that and not just a big biege storage area. All that we are waiting on now is for the worktop to be fitted, however that is a couple of weeks off now, so we will have to continue work on the inside of the house instead.

P1010344Work outside is also progressing nicely, with RTC finally finishing off the quoine stones and also staking a claim to the big pond at the back of the garden, so it looks like that could be leaving us soon as well! Speaking of things leaving, with the quoine stones being completed that means the scaffolding will be taken down next week and we will finally have the house looking like it is supposed to – well, almost! Before we do that though, the quoines need painting and what better way to do that than recruit yet more cheap labour, in the form of Daver and Piran. So, with the promise of a barbecue and bash at the pond with a sledgehammer, I sent them shinning up the scaffold like a pair of Victorian  urchins, while I ’supervised’ from ground level. As expected, they couldn’t resist putting some graffiti on the house in their own inimitable style, but hopefully that won’t show through now the final coat of paint is up!

With that job soon out of the way, I let them loose with the hammers and commenced Operation Bash Off (Although once they started smashing, it took some stern words to stop them moving on to the lean to as a quick and easy demolition win!). As you can see, the pond is now filling up well and everything is beginning to settle down nicely. However if there will be any room for top soil, is still a mystery and fingers crossed we won’t end up with a spongey lawn with a big pond shaped dip in it!

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Project Money Pit Week 3: Moving in

Posted June 28, 2009 by alexcthomas
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After the stresses and strains of last weekend, all has been calm and serene in the house this week with Mr and Miss P progressing along at pace. They were ably assisted on Monday and Tuesday by Dr Steven Bartlett who valiantly stepped in the job of sanding and was soon left a broken, dusty man. But a broken dusty man with lovely sanded floorboards! Thanks to his valiant efforts (which were rewarded with a bottle of something Scottish and malty) we were able to get varnishing on Monday and then Miss P managed to finish the glossing and we actually had a room that was virtually complete.

Which was a good thing really as this would be the last week that we would have my flat and so the priority for this week was to get packed up and moved in. Boxes were sourced and filled and car loads of stuff was taken over in the evening and deposited in the boiler room, or which ever room we could find a spare square inch in. We’d decided to allocate the pink room as our main bedroom for now, the blue room would become the living room/snug seeing as it was to be carpeted towards the end of the week and then everything else would go in the boiler room.

The move was planned for Saturday and, alas, all my life long friends happened to be ‘busy’ this weekend with varying plausibillity of excuses and so it was left up to myself and Colin (my Man With a Van) to completel all the hard work. And what a day we chose to do this as a mini heat wave hit the south and we chose to move sofas and chests of drawers out of my lovely top floor flat! Needless to say it was exhausting and I don’t think I have ever sweated that much in my entire life. However at the end of the day it meant that we could put together an actual working bedroom with furniture and everything in it and as you can see it is all looking rather fantastic…

P1010357This meant we were all clear for Operation Transfer, which would see the arrival of Timothy Passmore to the mighty Bridge of Trow and with a bed set up he had somewhere ready prepared to hide under! Fortunately with Miss P returning from work, the transfer went without a hitch and so this now means the whole of Team TPT are resident at 14 Frome Road and 18 Kensington Court is just a dim and distant memory (until we go back and clean it on Monday that is!) As you can see, young Tim is settling in well, however he appears to be most perplexed by all the strange new smells and is determined to explore as much of the house as he can -  no matter how much we try and stop him!

Project Money Pit Extra: Happy days!

Posted June 25, 2009 by alexcthomas
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P1010319For those wondering about RTC, we thought we should post a picture of him to give you an idea of just who we’re going on about. Here is, with dad Fred, taking a break from his usual shenanigans to pose for a photo. Although we have been a bit cheeky about him on here, he has done an amazing job and if you ever need any damp prooding done in the Trowbidge area, then Complete Preservations are your men!

Project Money Pit Week 2: Stripping isn’t always fun!

Posted June 21, 2009 by alexcthomas
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The return to work has, inevitably, had an affect on productivity in Project Money Pit and as such the progress updates have slipped by the wayside a little bit I’m sorry to say. Therefore, I have made the executive decision to move my updates to weekly ones, instead of daily ones!

It’s been a real case of finishing off jobs this week in anticipation of actually starting some home improvement at some point in the not too distant future. We’ve continued stripping and sanding the walls in the kitchen, prepped and painted the two ‘dry’ bedrooms and begun stripping wallpaper in the damp rooms in order to prepare for carpet, so the house is beginning to take shape, albeit slowly.

P1010325After many a long discussion with Malc the carpet man last week, we have had a bit of a change of heart when it comes to the bedroom flooring and a lot of that is down to yours truly. Having removed the laminate flooring and the disgusting carpet in the two big bedrooms, we have actually uncovered some rather splendid floorboards and so we have decided to get them sanded. The Passmores were both very reticent at the thought of doing this on another house (having done it on 2 of Miss P’s houses already), however I boldly declared that I was up for the job and was duly dispatched to the Trowbridge Tool Hire centre in order to get a floor sander for the weekend. Returning with it on Friday night, I soon discovered why the Passmore’s were so reluctant to do this particular job again, as it is dusty, noisy and back breaking work. Gradually moving my way through the course-ness of the belts, while filling my lungs with sawdust (despite wearing the necessary protective face mask!) it soon became clear that this was much more than a ‘couple of hours’ work and I could see my weekend vanishing before me! Not even the breaking of McDonalds embargo (chicken nuggets and strawberry milkshakes taste so good but so morally bad!!) could help cheer my mood at the prospect of a very long weekend ahead of me.

Fortunately, we we were joined yesterday by more recruits to the cause as Mr and Mrs T and Cousin Sally joined us at the house, and so set about their assigned tasks. Cousin Sally and Miss P began stripping the wallpaper in the bedrooms, while the Thomas’ worked away on the corner of the garden than had been left un-weeded by Mrs P last week! Meanwhile, I was upstairs sanding.

P1010323As you can see, the girls did a fantastic job and soon had the bedrooms looking ready for painting – albeit with a few holes in the wall which weren’t their fault. Meanwhile outside, Mr and Mrs T did a great job clearing the back of the garden, revealing the back wall and making the garden feel open and much more spacious in the process. I was upstairs sanding.

With a very productive Saturday under our belts, we returned today to continue prepping everything and with the girls planning on beginning some actual decorating – most notably the kitchen ceiling. I was to continue sanding. However, fate was not to be on my side today as the sander decided to stop working with the starter motor cutting out every few minutes and then refusing to start again until I had given it a nice long rest. Inevitably of course, this happened as I was half way through the second bedroom floor and my patience was severely tested. Alas, I was to fail this test and left the sander propped up in the upstairs bedroom and exited the room with the air turned blue by a very generous collection of expletives that were aimed in it’s general direction. So much for a productive weekend then. Back to the tool hire place tomorrow for a refund!

Project Money Pit Day 9: A day off

Posted June 17, 2009 by alexcthomas
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Alas, I had to return to work today and so left RTC and co hard at work in the house. On the plus side though, I was able to update the diary here at the Pipedream and even upload some photos of our week’s antics, enjoy!

Project Money Pit Day 8: Roller-ama

Posted June 16, 2009 by alexcthomas
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With only one room now untouched by the demolition frenzy, it was time to start making the house look a bit more habitable and to break out the paint and rollers in earnest today. However first, there just a little bit more destruction and a dump trip to make as we decided to finally banish the laminate flooring from the house. This meant tearing up the floor in the pink bedroom (to expose lovely floorboards – although we did find a bit of wordworm, so they aren’t that lovely!) and also in the blue bedroom at the back (which we are now going to carpet). This now leaves just the bathroom in the same state as when we got the keys a week ago.

Meanwhile in the garden, nature began to fight back against our continual meddling as Mrs P unearthed a wasp’s nest in the under growth which was full of evil little blighters that managed to sting her through her gardening gloves!! RTC suggested we ‘chuck a brick at it and run’ but fortunately, we had some anti-wasp spray on hand and so soon dispatched the evil stingers  without having to resort to his ‘high tech’ methods!

Elsewhere, things are progressing well, if slowly. Mr P has nearly finished the electrics, RTC has plastered most of the inside and the plumber has finished digging up the floor ready to fit the boiler. By the time I return on Thursday, it should be really beginning to take shape. Unfortuntely for now though, I need to head back to work tomorrow – which will be a welcome break after such a manic 7 days!

Project Money Pit Day 6: Dog’s Fanny

Posted June 13, 2009 by alexcthomas
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No, don’t worry, the week of DIY frenzy hasn’t suddenly given me tourettes, this was what I found written on the wall of the kitchen today as I cleared off the wallpaper. At first, I assumed the wall’s would be cover in other, similar, animal based profanity. However it ended up being just a list of all the previous occupants at the time the wall was plastered -  which was dated at 1982!

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(Such a shame we’re just going to paint over it!)

Project Money Pit Day 5: Full house!

Posted June 12, 2009 by alexcthomas
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What a day! After, what felt like a couple of unspectacular days, today was anything but that! We had the cast of thousands in the house today, to the point that Mr P and I had to spend the day in the garden as there were people in every room in the house at one point or another. Oh, and during this chaos, Mr and Mrs T decided to pop in on their way home from Gloucester to have a look at what we’re up to (and I think they were just a little bit horrified!).

The ay started quietl enough with RTC rocking up bright and early to continue putting render pack on the walls in the damp room. Then, at 8.30 everyone else turned up, all at once! First the gas man came to fit the meter and was baffled by the news that there wasn’t an old one (stolen for scrap apparently), or that the new one didn’t need anything fitting to it (a quick look inside the house soon put his mind at rest!). Then Liam the plumber (LTP) turned up, ready to dig up our kitchen floor. While briefing him, Les the electrician (who was a towering 6 foot 4+ and looked like a cross between Lawrence Dallaglio and Action Man) turned up and really put the cat among the pigeons by turning off all the electricity in the house! This meant a quick trip next door to trail some power leads over their fence and keep RTC and LTP happy and powered up! All this and it wasn’t even 9.00!

With all these folks happily beavering away inside the house, I retreated to the garden to begin tidying up a bit and wait for Mr P to arrive, as well as wait for the inevitable questions from the workers. However, it was not just workmen we had to worry about today, as Friday was also delivery day for our sink and fridge. Fortunately they decided not to arrive at the same time as all the workers, however it did mean plenty of waiting outside the front of the house as delivery lorries’ sat navs got them lost and took them to the other end of Frome Road!

At the height of all this chaos, Ma and Pa Thomas turned up for a guided tour of the chaos. With LTP angle-grinding the kitchen floor and making the place look a volcano erupted in the kitchen and RTC bashing the place up inside, I think they were a little bit traumatised by the whole experience, and having a picnic out in the garden (which seemed a good idea on Tuesday) might not have been the best way to have a chat and enjoy some food!

P1010293_2With the workmen hard at work inside, we decided to have a bit of a day in the garden once mr and Mrs T had bid their farewells. As the afternoon progressed Mr P and Auntie Fifi began attacking the remainder of the virginia creeper on the roof of the house and the sheds and soon you could actually see the brickwork on the house and roof of the sheds. However the question of where to put it, soon began to fear it’s head as there was miles and miles of the dreaded stuff. At this point, we decided, why not turn the pond into a giant compost bin and in order to do that, we’d have to don the waders and cut the lining to finish the draining.So, with Miss P collected from work, it was time for me to don the comedy trousers and climb into the frog pond! I think the pictures speak for themselves, however needless to say it was a pretty darn disgusting job, as was trying to catch all the little hoppers who used to call the pond their home!

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Project Money Pit Day 4: Another smashing day

Posted June 11, 2009 by alexcthomas
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After yesterday’s day of destruction, the novelty of hitting things with hammers is quickly beginning to wear off. Mostly because once you knock stuff down you then have to tidy it all away again, only to find more stuff you have to smash up and then clear away after that. The Trowbridge recycling centre is quickly becoming a second home for myself and Mr P and we’re lucky they haven’t accused of being trade and sending us packing! (Although they did tell us off for trying to sneak some plasterboard into the the general waste bin – thank goodness they didn’t do that when we put the cat in there!)

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With no new workmen turning up, it meant we could plough on and get finished all the prep on the kitchen (including RTC fixing all the damp we found yesterday) as well as get ready for the arrival of a hundred and one people tomorrow (Friday). We have had something of a minor setback today though. With the plumbers needing to channel in a new gas pipe, we took up the floor in the dining room (so much for it being ‘fine’ and remaining untouched) and instead of a nice suspended floor we found nothing but concrete! I’ve pre-warmed Lynn the plumber and told her to bring her biggest angle grinder so fingers crossed it won’t be too much hassle to cut all that through, however it may be a bit longer before we get our nice new kitchen floor laid.

* Pond news: a tin of wood primer has begun to appear among the sludge in the pond now, meaning that the water level is still dropping, albeit slowly. Mr P brought over his waders today so I may end up having to brave the frogs later this week, however we might not need them as it is nearly low enough for wellies!